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10 Things Girls Can Learn From Bella Swan

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Yes, she’s a dingbat who would do anything—including die—for the boy-monster she thinks she loves. Yes, it’s a mawkish series (yet so oddly drag-you-in-like-an-orca-and-hold-you-underwater-until-you-can’t-breathe-and-die-ish for so many people) that’s pretty unoriginal (with the exception of glittering vampires, which is right out of a five-year-old’s imagination) and full of holes. But the Twilight series does have its teachable moments. Here are ten things that girls can learn from watching Bella bumble through misadventure after misadventure.

10. Don’t fall in love with a dead person.

This will only bring you heartache, suffering, and potential death. Go for a nice, breathing boy (or girl) instead—one who is enticed by your smile or eyes or even your butt rather than the smell of your blood. Read more

Buffy Vs. Edward: Not As Clear-Cut As You Might Think

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I have not read the Twilight books nor seen the Twilight movie.  I have a long standing policy of not criticizing things that I haven't watched or read myself.  However, I've heard enough about the Twilight series, from a number of sources that I trust, to feel like I have a pretty good grasp at what's going on.  (I'm certainly qualified to comment on Buffy and Angel issues, having watched every single episode of both.)

This mash-up video,
created by a group of Buffy fans, sums everything up nicely.  Edward is creepy, Bella is a passive loser who thinks that his stalking is somehow attractive, and Buffy is a sensible girl who would kick Edward's ass.  And rightly so.

There are a lot of interesting discussions that come out of comparing Buffy and Twilight.  It's not nearly as clear-cut as "Buffy is awesome and Twilight sucks."  Buffy, too, fell in love with her stalker (Angel).  One difference between them is that the show recognized the error of Buffy's ways, while Stephanie Meyer does not.  By all accounts, Meyer essentially celebrates and honors stalking and general creepiness as a way of showing affection.

Then again, we can't fully have this discussion if we're going to continue to pretend that "that episode" of Buffy, the one with the "incident" with Spike, didn't happen.  Hey, I understand why you'd want to pretend that.  The show was a lot less problematic if you overlook "that episode." 
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