Yes, she’s a dingbat who would do anything—including die—for the boy-monster she thinks she loves. Yes, it’s a mawkish series (yet so oddly drag-you-in-like-an-orca-and-hold-you-underwater-until-you-can’t-breathe-and-die-ish for so many people) that’s pretty unoriginal (with the exception of glittering vampires, which is right out of a five-year-old’s imagination) and full of holes. But the Twilight series does have its teachable moments. Here are ten things that girls can learn from watching Bella bumble through misadventure after misadventure.
10. Don’t fall in love with a dead person.
This will only bring you heartache, suffering, and potential death. Go for a nice, breathing boy (or girl) instead—one who is enticed by your smile or eyes or even your butt rather than the smell of your blood. Read more